Why did you dump the person above you?

eelamme

She made me feel ooooooooooooooooooold!

DainaLC

She made me feel older!

MellowGa

she was to hot to handle

DainaLC

He wouldn't let me swim in his pool.

jjennyb4

She refused to curl my hair

mrfreestyle

Geez, for being so hot

tlcarolinagirl

cause he ate all my chicken nuggets

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

she was always in threesomes with 2 other girls

(thats a bad thing?)

therealblackdahlia

he didn't think I was fit enough

DainaLC

Who told you that, I would never......

therealblackdahlia

I didn't, she's a sweetheart!

ncrugbyprop

There was an incident with a sharp object.

roda2017

liked to kiss with too much tongue... and always smelled like dog biscuits

littlebutlean

She's SUPPPPPERRR mean .. :mad:

sunshinesquared

He was too good for me!

Misslisareformed1

we maxed out credit cards shopping

littlebutlean

She had a serious shopping addiction, almost put me into bankruptcy ..

sunshinesquared

He couldn't afford the both of us!

COTrainer

She kicked my *kitten* over the last Oreo cookie

roda2017

She's SUPPPPPERRR mean .. :mad:

:sad:

COTrainer

She bit into my tootsie pop

roda2017

always givin me hell about eating those damn suckers of his

mrfreestyle

For not wiping that smirk off your very pretty face when I told you to, lol

eelamme

Because he wasn't able to appreciate a good smirk!

bigbarnold

I couldn't say no to that look! (Yeah... That's the one!)

Sarahs2576

We both wanted the left side Twix...

bigbarnold

Always blamed me for eating all of the left sides of the Twix! When I really liked the rights!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

@sarah - she kept ripping off her shirt and tie in phonebooths but forgot the superman costume underneath

cklbrown

Because he's too young for me

tworthen79

She took my clothes without asking.