Why did you dump the person above you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

wanted me to cuddle all day long.

softncudly

I wanted to date Stelios.

ashleyblossom1

@ spartacus would rather do battle than cuddle

She kept shocking me in my sleep.

Groovyca2022

She would watch me through my window like that when I would eat....I could never cheat.

hiyomi

She kept leaving me lipstick stains and my other girlfriend would see! lol jk

ashleyblossom1

she cheated with 2 other women.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She cheated on me with two guys.

ashleyblossom1

Only cause you told me you had multiple queens earlier

SaintGiff

Would stare at my like that while I slept.

Fiery_Vixen

He cut his hair when he shaved off his beard!!! :frown:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she shaved my hair when i was asleep.

asprettyasme

He like the movie Meet the Spartans and tried to force me to watch it every day

SaintGiff

Because I have t shirts older than she is.

Groovyca2022

He kept my t-shirts...and stretched them the f' out!

SaintGiff

Had a shelf full of jars filled with used condoms in her basement. I don't even wanna know...

Willbenchforcupcakes

He went poking through all my stuff

Groovyca2022

(We use those as balloons at a bachlorette party)

Always critical of my choices in life.

SaintGiff

Would never let me have the last word.

Sinisterly

Told me to not think about twinkies and that's the FIRST thing I thought about. Flippin' inception, dude! :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

SaintGiff

Always thinking about food. I told her to stop acting like a tweaker and she thought I was talking about Twinkies.