Why did you dump the person above you?

V0lver

no chonies lead to too much chafing. I couldnt handle it

thatonegirlwiththestuff

He didn't lift

mrphil86

She ate my peanut butter!

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Groovyca2022

He didn't like football.

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marioalberto1

Was obsessed with football.

kershaann

He thought he was superman all the time

RunnerStephe

Beat me at wrestling

Groovyca2022

He kept running away FROM me

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

she didnt want me

ItsMeGee3

Pillow hog

SugarBaby71

Too cheerful for so early in the morning.

1PatientBear

Too grumpy in the mornings

Crimson_Fire

his picture made me giggle really loud at work and I got weird looks. :grumble:

CookNLift

cause she deleted me

Jonesingmucho

Because he did a color run INSIDE the house, got paint everywhere, and wouldn't clean it up! He called it MFP chic decorating style...

StacyRenee77

She had no sexy underwear.

Lmao, good one!!

finallylean

she kept borrowing my thongs! Before I even got to wash them!

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

she kept borrowing my thongs! Before I even got to wash them!

^^Im going home, no cognitive thoughts possible for the rest of the day.....

I didnt, just so we are clear, she misunderstood

_Calypso_

Never looked at me!

Twisted_Wrister

Well, she's headless, so....

ItsMeGee3

I can't think of a good reason to do that!

Groovyca2022

because that BIG smiles was always before coffee...(sometimes can be annoying..jk. lol)

mrphil86

Kept playing with my train collection!

SugarBaby71

He has a "Thomas the Train" collection...

SephiraRose

She wouldn't let me ride the train.

funforsports

Tried to get me in the train.

SweetTrouble_

He had a locked profile.

funforsports

She only liked cowboys