Why did you dump the person above you?

Harold76

She wore her sunglasses at night

kamakazeekim

His shield was too small

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

I was jealous of those gorgeous bangs.

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Will_Thrust_For_Candy

Because he lies. He just couldn't keep up with my thrusting.

RideHard2Live

She didn't know how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

I got tired of him telling me I was bad at stuff.

aarondnguyen

Edit: She squats more than me :'-(

Willbenchforcupcakes

Momentary lapse of judgement

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Will_Thrust_For_Candy

Edit: She squats more than me :'-(

Sorry baby, but I thrust more than you

kershaann

:sad: She kept eatting all my candy and wouldn't share.

RideHard2Live

Wanted me to share my candy

Inner_Goddess

It was a mistake!

RideHard2Live

She told me it was a mistake!

demonsheep

Doesn't like the same sports teams

SaintGiff

Cuz she's like, 7 or something

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

He is always so grumpy!

Caporegiem

I ran out of candy.

cklbrown

He keeps running out of candy

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

We constantly fought about candy.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She stole my candy

MistyMtnMan

He skipped leg day

Inner_Goddess

His wolf avatar scares me

StacyRenee77

She farted in the bath tub

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was always scared.

Inner_Goddess

He wouldn't protect me

cklbrown

She used up all the bubble bath

sheskimtastic

She kept stealing my glasses

SaintGiff

Because she is a redhead. Therefore she stole my heart and crushed it just for shiggles.