Why did you dump the person above you?

charliex2202

he wasn't very good at knots...useless when tieing me up

funforsports

Always used the puppy dog eyes to get out of trouble.

_xXJennXx_

spent more time with his monkey than me

littlebutlean

Couldn't get enough .. I was dehydrated, physically exhausted and just severely fatigued.. I had to end it.

SugarBaby71

he didn't have the stamina to keep up.

Groovyca2022

She fooled around with every guy in town.

bheathfit

Was simply giving SugarBaby a ride on the bike and she accused me of fooling around...

Groovyca2022

That wasn't your bike!

Sinisterly

She was too cool for me. I felt like there was nooooo way I could compete with that :flowerforyou:

burning2much

I saw fangs and I ran for the hills! don't get me wrong I like a little bite now and then....

Sunbrooke

My abs are offset, his are perfect; it could never work.

rsy333

she broke my golf clubs and asked me to do house chores lol

Sinisterly

R lazy .-.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she didn't like me dark humor.

bethyylovee

I hated living in black and white.

Ironic since my photo is black and white............

SaintGiff

So very, very young.

Sinisterly

He was the one that dumped ME. Said I was too damned obsessed with twinkies. He's right, I am!

RichardAshley39

kept eating all those carrot favoured twinkies, and wouldn't share!

some_betty

His name kept reminding me of Rick Astley

DP325i

Her skirts were too long