Why did you dump the person above you?

MCarbary

For being too sexy

Muldactus

He looks better in my hat

Wait, What? YOUR hat? No wonder I dumped you - you kept trying to steal MY hat!

lovejulez03

Cuz he doesn't have the moves like jagger

ModoVincere

Cause she does have the moves like Jagger

Muldactus

because he was getting too jealous of my Jagger-like moves.

lovejulez03

Because he a man with better hair than me makes me insecure *chokes back tears*

SaintGiff

Iowa. 'nuff said.

Crimson_Fire

He was grouchy.

lovejulez03

Because now SHE has better hair than me. Smh cut it off woman!

Muldactus

Because she told Crimson to cut her hair.

Crimson_Fire

Because chocolate is NOT the answer.

Hair chopping in 3...2...

mandella222

Because she was too photogenic

Groovyca2022

She looks at me as if I did something wrong....all the time.

Gameofthrone

She wouldn't look me in the eyes when I was talking to her

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AshleyM71

The kept taking the cape off

darkon

She didn't want me to go out with friends

twiggypal

purple aint my slurple

lovejulez03

He said slurple too much

MyBodyIsMyTemple14

He said slurple too much

She would always give me the thumbs up. I'd have a horrible day and she'd be all "Who had a good day? You had a good day!" and would smile and put her thumb up.

phillrn

Because she is more successful at this weightloss thing than me:))

Twisted_Wrister

didn't think she was successful at this weight loss stuff

FloyMcCaudie

Because coach benched me instead of him.

beth4dieting3

I kept catching him taking pix in my tank top.

DreamOfSunshine

She kept turning the lights off...

ModoVincere

She kept complaining about other people's weight loss.

glenmchale

she had better abs than me :mad:

FloyMcCaudie

Haha. That tanktop excuse doe

Started benching more than me-_-

riouxha

couldn't take the v-neck tanks

FloyMcCaudie

That is a v neck tank!>_<

Took too much time doing hair