Why did you dump the person above you?
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She was always late and a dollar short.
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She was always late and a dollar short.
Meow, what's so funny?
His manhood was shorter than my dollar.0 -
She was always whipping out that damn dollar.0
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Hates my team0
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She'd never look me in the eyes.0
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Had a child with someone else!
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wanted a child with an other man.0
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Couldn't handle me at night.0
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she lived in a dream world0
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Kept sending me weird leg pictures when I asked for sexy pictures.0
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She wouldn't share the mirror0
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She kept insisting I take the cuffs off0
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Never let me out of the basement0
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I couldn't MacGyver her a gag that worked well enough to stop the neighbors from complaining0
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He wasn't MacGyver.0
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she said i was too big. lol0
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When I figured out the big muscles were compensating for something.0
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She saw through all of my ruses.0
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He only played with the kids.0
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She stole my drink0
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