Why did you dump the person above you?

Groovyca2022

He couldn't handle my devilish ways

ToughPeopleDo

He was too sexy for me.

finallylean

Was always hiding her beautiful face

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finallylean

He always got it all wrong and was always LATE!!! LOL

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

hit my head. ba-by! I remember now!

finallylean

I felt intimidated.

Grumpsandwich

I realized I was straight :P

ModoVincere

refused to have a threesome.

finallylean

refused to make love at the beach.

SalemBoSox88

Didn't Wanna Live In The Mountains.

hotmamajenE

wouldn't stop talking about baseball

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

Clearly it was temporary insanity...

Train4Foodz

She painted the house, the car, the garden.. EVERYTHING blue!

hotmamajenE

he made us walk everywhere

elusive_design

She kept organizing my pantry in the middle of the night.

LoveDanceSing

He never smiled for a picture

finallylean

Kept singing Disney's Its A Small World Song.

hotmamajenE

she never wanted to leave the beach

elusive_design

He never smiled for a picture

I'm smiling in that picture.....

GC527

He wouldn't let me organize in the middle of the night

suzi_quzi

Beard is too small.

tlcarolinagirl

She kept stealing my shoes! :-)

Train4Foodz

She tied me to a goat in the field around the corner and wouldn't let me back in the house

CharlottesDK

He dident like goats.

ChadPRun

She made me drink goats milk

ItsMeGee3

He was too bright.

skinnyinnotime

She kept taking selfies instead of spending time with me

Jonesingmucho

His mother said I couldn't date her sweet baby until I could make his favorite dinner.

I'm cooking baby! As soon as I pass your Mom's inspection, wanna go out dancing?

Edit- Dang! Phone app is slower than ... Something slow!

Didn't skip u ladies on purpose, but we would have broken up. It wouldn't work out since I love men. Lol

COTrainer

A little mouthy