Why did you dump the person above you?

kandell

Too foxy. I felt insecure.

KatieKat1979

Took great selfies.

kandell

Partied too much. I couldn't keep up lol

capnrus789

humped because she's hot!





Oh......dumped.....that's totally different.

KatieKat1979

didnt know his city was close to mine. lol

bethyv1030

She was too happy. I'm a glass half empty kind of person

pmm7692

Drank all my beer

kandell

Preferred golfing with friends

Miz_Sparklez

She loves her fish more

abuendia90

She looked better in red than I did.

littlebutlean

Because she spent all our money on her appearance!

ZeldaMarooner7

Kept walking around the house half naked!

kendall916

Your cat keeps taking my spot!

jacques57

She kept auditioning for "Sound of Music" even though the cast is dead

wecantaffordalife

Took that giraffe everywhere... It was just too much.

SugarBaby71

we couldn't afford a life

Pinkee33

Not spontaneous

FoxBean

Her contrast wanted to enhance while my brightness wanted to decrease...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Always complained about contrast and brightness balance.

abuendia90

Would spend his free time flexing in front of strangers.

dontdreamit

She's better at doing make up than me

jacques57

She turned my swimming pool into an ecological refuge (a scum pond)

wildrose53

He kept photobombing at the zoo! Poor giraffe was just trying to take a selfie!

_Figgzie_

she's too hot for me :sad:

Karissa_Clohan

He was too sensitive.

HealthWoke0ish

She kept stealing my glasses and popping the lenses out...

angelzxy321

His constant screaming became too much for me

InspiredFitnessChick

She was just too nice. I like 'em sassy.

abuendia90

Was too wild for me.

sdbeachbum

she kept stealing my lipstick!