Why did you dump the person above you?

ImaWaterBender

Not serious enough

Swaggs51

wouldnt go skinny dipping with me in the Dominican

gmthisfeller

Had the scarf surgically attached.

JustSomeEm

I just couldn't keep up. :P

MagJam2004

I made some comment about her being an undercover federal agent, with the hair pulled back tight.....turned out I was right, then she said she would kill me.

Swaggs51

was using the wrong kind of toys lol

tlangenfeld

was seeing someone else behind my back :noway:

mank32

^^ didn't like my cupcakes

laynerich15

wouldn't stop playing with the chicken

bcoop911

gets his feelings hurt to easily even during a game

pot calling the kettle black? :-)

@mank32: she liked chickens WAY too much

Swaggs51

Refused to root for the Bills with me GO BUFFALO

bcoop911

@laynerich: kept hiding his true feelings hahah

laynerich15

@laynerich: kept hiding his true feelings hahah

Got better at trolling than me

bcoop911

he was crowding my troll cave and I like my space, also had gas... not good in confined areas

lulushort

he had a 'troll cave'

gmthisfeller

Couldn't get the gang sign right.

Haiyaku

Lives way too much of a gangster lifestyle

laynerich15

Same DP over and over

Haiyaku

I accidentally posted it once and kept refreshing the page xD I'm on my kindle and have no idea how to delete it D;

Haiyaku

Found it :')

tlangenfeld

talks on the phone to much

laynerich15

Found it :')

lol OCD now fixed

steffihoney

Wife beaters aren't my thing.

InevitableButterfly

Wife beaters aren't my thing.

She cheated on me with a man.

laynerich15

lol its a work out singlet for getting tattooed.

will have to go with to old

Haiyaku

Kept hogging the quilt

eelamme

Wastoo young and pretty for me

logicman69

I couldn't keep up with her sex drive.

ItsMeGee3

It was the logical thing to do!

reddz12

not into kids sorry!