Why did you dump the person above you?

laynerich15

she doesn't like batman

StacyRenee77

Cuz he was shy

laynerich15

Damn my awkwardness striking again.

not wearing the right team jersey :P

abuendia90

He always gave me the cold shoulder

ModoVincere

opposite parts of the country....long distance relationships are no fun.

tlangenfeld

would not take me to the beach with him

abuendia90

would always stare me down

Badger_Girl16

Her cheekbones are too perfect

Building_Bulk

She kept drinking all my vino.

NerdySamoan

She drank the last of my protein..

Badger_Girl16

He had cheap vino

Oi_Sunshine

Found out the hard way that badgers are cray-cray.

gmthisfeller

Stole my shades.

Building_Bulk

He had cheap vino

She kept wandering into the neighbors house and taking their vino because I don't drink anything cheap.

Badger_Girl16

He apparently held out on the good wine

Building_Bulk

She kept threatening me that if I didn't keep the good vino that her "family" would bury me next to Hoffa.

Badger_Girl16

He knew too much about my "family"...

Building_Bulk

How could I not know too much, Cousin Felix "Miilwaukee Phil" kept sending me the scene from Fargo with the wood chipper.

FancyPantsFran

kept wearing my underware

Building_Bulk

Just because you took them off me once and wore them didn't make them yours.

Geoj0

his bums bigger than mine:noway:

crissy_percival

has a pic of fat amy, (who is awesome)

mrphil86

Made me eat a whole gallon on mayo while laughing at me

Shananigans_

Posted our newd pics on FB

tlangenfeld

refused to take any pics with me

crissy_percival

doesnt smile in photos

Geoj0

shes too pretty, makes me feel inferior! :grumble:

crissy_percival

thinks im pretty :huh:

TamTastic

She always wanted to stay in.

FancyPantsFran

she drank the last beer