Why did you dump the person above you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Finished all my beer

ImaWaterBender

He strong armed me.

FancyPantsFran

kept putting glasses on the table without a coaster

ImaWaterBender

Distracted me with butterflies

FancyPantsFran

wouldn't make me coffee in the morning

mrphil86

Ate all my doughnuts =/

suncluster

Blinded me with his molten stare

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Kept staring other guys!

Geoj0

reminded me of 50 shades of grey with all those b&w pics

StacyRenee77

She wouldn't show her face

abuendia90

wouldn't share her lipstick

Alastair007

Takes two hours to get ready

BlueAngelChar

had a fetish for cats

elusive_design

She found out I had welsh in me and stopped serving me scotch. It was terrible. :sad:

bcoop911

hey quit polishing his forehead

tlangenfeld

would not take me out to the ballgames:sad:

laynerich15

too old for me

tlangenfeld

to inmature for me

laynerich15

to inmature for me

Harsh

StacyRenee77

Too grown up for me lol

laynerich15

To awesome

tlangenfeld

to inmature for me

Harsh

can't take a joke

StacyRenee77

To awesome

Back at you

tlangenfeld

would never talk to me

bcoop911

I regained my vision

1PatientBear

I regained my sanity and realized he's a *kitten*

surfinbird_1981

He ran away from me

tlangenfeld

@1patientbear - I did what :sad: he was so sweet must of been when i was drunk ** hick ** up **
@surfinbird_1981 - she stole my sunglasses

laynerich15

He ran away from me

never took off those damn sunglasses

tlangenfeld

would never talk to me