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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    Caught her in bed with the next doors nieghbours wife and she wouldnt; let me join in
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    swears is dreams are real and had some strange dreams :noway:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    I regained my sanity and realized he's a *kitten*

    no no no... get it right... I am an *kitten*... there is a defined difference between a *kitten* and an *kitten*... YOU sir, Mr self-righteous, are the *kitten*... :drinker:
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    he was abusive and i refused to stick around
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    I recovered from my coma during which she had staked claim to my unconscious body... had to end that quickly...
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    Kept saying word up
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    She wouldn't wear the red lipstick to bed :love:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    she liked little wieners in her mouth...
  • GrnEydGirlie
    GrnEydGirlie Posts: 233
    He lost me in the crowd
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,316 MFP Moderator
    Because I'm just not that into girls. :)
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    the delirium wore off :-/
  • erin2berry
    erin2berry Posts: 1 Member
    the delirium wore off :-/

    Was more in love with his cat than me. ^-^
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    She thought my 60lb boxer (dog) was a cat... I knew something couldn't be right with her
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    he is plain crazy could not deal with his delusion
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    she projected her craziness on me, thinking she actually had something to offer
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    had to chase him away with a bat because he would not leave me alone
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    and then she woke up from her dreams... and realized it was the other way around and she got hit with the bat
  • serendipitys1003
    serendipitys1003 Posts: 88 Member
    He stole my beer at the game....dammnit
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    liked tanning more than me
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    and then she woke up from her dreams... and realized it was the other way around and she got hit with the bat

    @bcoop911 - he just could not get it to leave me alone . I have better taste then him

    @ laynerich15 - he was to young and sweet
  • serendipitys1003
    serendipitys1003 Posts: 88 Member
    lol, can't tell the difference between tanning and bad lighting....
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    she drank to much beer
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    lol, can't tell the difference between tanning and bad lighting....

    lol I am going to run and hide now. you 1 me 0
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    lol, can't tell the difference between tanning and bad lighting....

    lol I am going to run and hide now. you 1 me 0


    Refused to tattoo "property of My girlfriend" across his back. Clearly it wasn't true love.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    @laynerich15--

    he was always running off and hiding
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    refused to be matching minions for Halloween
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
    never stopped talking about Gru ... so I decided not to stay in the way of love!
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    lol, can't tell the difference between tanning and bad lighting....

    lol I am going to run and hide now. you 1 me 0


    Refused to tattoo "property of My girlfriend" across his back. Clearly it wasn't true love.

    Ok that's a good one
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    gets his feelings hurt to easily even during a game
  • stacshelb
    stacshelb Posts: 550 Member
    to serious
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