Why did you dump the person above you?
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Then how were you able to dump me?!Because I don't date girls.
@resistance...pretty sure that break up never happened.0 -
I tried, but it didn't work. she was too clever. and too damn hot!0
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I wouldn't!0
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Was only using me to attract muscley guys0
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Only wanted me because I'm a cougar0
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I was jealous of her legs0
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my short legs couldnt keep up with those gams0
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She wouldn't do zumba or salsa with me0
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Her lips are too damn perfect!0
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She was too cheap to buy Beggin Strips0
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cause i remembered i was straight
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He knew how to use the gym bars and I didn't :O0
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She wore a cat mask0
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He peed in the living room0
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She wouldn't let me pee.0
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@ mommy Because I was done with vagina
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I like men. Girls night out though?0
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Not into girls = no threesomes
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his scruff was scratchy0
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she kept stealing my shoes0
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