Why did you dump the person above you?

fitness_faeiry · May 2014

for always eating out with friends who were more 'fun' than me

j3rmwarfare · May 2014

her baby was too cute

siport · May 2014

he kept doing hand gestures at me i didnt understand why!

theshorty925 · May 2014

Cant understand my awesome italian hand gestures...*sigh*

j3rmwarfare · May 2014

Wait, your italian? I live in italy

@ the shorty

1PatientBear · May 2014

Always flaunted the rules and insisted on doing his own thing

DreamOfSunshine · May 2014

I never learned to like the taste of burbon ...

V0lver · May 2014

She wanted me to run in the encierro to prove my love for her

theshorty925 · May 2014

Never let me see his true self...

AlistairBernardNormal · May 2014

I couldn't handle the pressure of dating THE one and only Shorty.

ashleezona · May 2014

He's still in love with his baby's moma

Sinisterly · May 2014

Ate my beef.

funforsports · May 2014

Left little rabbit pellets through out the house.

Sinisterly · May 2014

Refused to pick up after me :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
And those were skittles!!!

_Calypso_ · May 2014

Was a slob

funforsports · May 2014

Tried wearing a bikini to black dress events.

Twisted_Wrister · May 2014

turned out to be a dude...in a black dress

Sinisterly · May 2014

Secretly loved Robin

StacyRenee77 · May 2014

You kept shooting up metamucil

AlistairBernardNormal · May 2014

She always looked sad in the shower.

abuendia90 · May 2014

He would always kick me in his sleep

stevemcgurkin · May 2014

Because she threw away my collection of corn flakes that looked like Jon Stamos.

Saucy_lil_Minx · May 2014

I asked him if he was related to Johnny Cash

TheRoadDog · May 2014

She wouldn't get underneath me.

Saucy_lil_Minx · May 2014

He refused to let me drive his motorcycle.

[now I'm underneath you]......:laugh: :laugh:

stevemcgurkin · May 2014

I told her I wasn't related to Jonny Cash and she was horribly disappointed.

Alissa_Sal · May 2014

He was fixated on corn flakes that look like other things.

grim_streaker · May 2014

She wasnt interested in funny things

abuendia90 · May 2014

He had 15 cats.

Twisted_Wrister · May 2014

15 cats wasn't enough, she wanted at least 20

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