Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • mobrien0527
    mobrien0527 Posts: 412
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    She cheated...:cry:

    you did first :sad:
    Only twice. Oh... I mean once...:laugh:

    :grumble: I want a divorce
    Can I keep the house?

    two conditions: you don't burn it down, and I get the car
    OK, but I get my truck and the dog...

    I want the bank account :devil:
    FINE, but I get the big screen and the home gym!:explode:

    obviously you get the home gym if you're getting the house!
    I also want the couch, the fridge, and the pool table
    Not the pit group, it's brand new! Ummmm. we don't have a pool table..

    ohh did I forget to mention that..? I bought it on the credit card last week :bigsmile: surprise... :ohwell:
    NICE!

    except its mine now
    Just one game on it! PLEASE!

    ugh FINE but ONLY one
    Hey! Where's the pool sticks? UGH! You didn't get pool sticks?

    why are you always blaming me for EVERYTHING!?
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    She cheated...:cry:

    you did first :sad:
    Only twice. Oh... I mean once...:laugh:

    :grumble: I want a divorce
    Can I keep the house?

    two conditions: you don't burn it down, and I get the car
    OK, but I get my truck and the dog...

    I want the bank account :devil:
    FINE, but I get the big screen and the home gym!:explode:

    obviously you get the home gym if you're getting the house!
    I also want the couch, the fridge, and the pool table
    Not the pit group, it's brand new! Ummmm. we don't have a pool table..

    ohh did I forget to mention that..? I bought it on the credit card last week :bigsmile: surprise... :ohwell:
    NICE!

    except its mine now
    Just one game on it! PLEASE!

    ugh FINE but ONLY one
    Hey! Where's the pool sticks? UGH! You didn't get pool sticks?

    why are you always blaming me for EVERYTHING!?
    Please no crying! You know I can't handle a women crying!
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
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    He's took caught up in his other breakup to pay attention to me
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
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    She kept adding K's to random words and got mad when I mentioned it!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He could not keep up with me.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    She couldn't keep up with me.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    His patience ran out. :)
  • michaelwhite25
    michaelwhite25 Posts: 47 Member
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    just too milf-ie i couldn't handle the milf-ness
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    Smothered me!!
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
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    She lied to me
  • noelr56
    noelr56 Posts: 107 Member
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    Trust issues
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    never spending enough time with me
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    He was clingy
  • sunshinesquared
    sunshinesquared Posts: 2,733 Member
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    He scared me! @burningtoomuch
  • jjennyb4
    jjennyb4 Posts: 1,581 Member
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    She couldn't enjoy a horror movie with me.... she got too scared!!
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    @ jtown she always had her door closed at the office...

    @jenny - always wore the bikini when we went out, I had to fight guys constantly
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    Never wanted to take me out
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    she couldn't handle the drooling
  • chelstakencharge
    chelstakencharge Posts: 1,021 Member
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    cause I just don't swing that way, but we could still go shopping
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    Could not handle my guitar and amp collection.

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