Why did you dump the person above you?

Monsterliana · May 2014

He didn't know how to make me feel beautiful!

Tinyfigure · May 2014

She was so stunning that she got hit on all the time and I felt jealous...

tristan299 · May 2014

she ha such a tiny figure i was scared of breaking her

StacyRenee77 · May 2014

cuz I am only mildly warm lol

tristan299 · May 2014

because I' not hot

MissJacquelineN · May 2014

because he refused to have a scary movie marathon with me.

tristan299 · May 2014

she took the freddie cruggar impressions to far

AmandaNicole412 · May 2014

It wasn't him... it was me.

Groovyca2022 · May 2014

She licked all the cookies.

slr90 · May 2014

She wouldn't let me wear her hat

glenmchale · May 2014

Has better abs

Oxxygi · May 2014

He was sleeping with his hat on.

Groovyca2022 · May 2014

He's shorter than I am

L4manski · May 2014

She'd never look me in the eyes

PinchofGlitter · May 2014

Realised I was a bit too young :P

L4manski · May 2014

She didn't like me referring to her as my hot young girlfriend

Phoenix__Rising · May 2014

He ate the last potatoe chip.

AmandaNicole412 · May 2014

She aired our dirty laundry on Facebook

surfinbird_1981 · May 2014

She didn't have a penis

the_dude00 · May 2014

Too demanding

ItsMeGee3 · May 2014

Too serious

_Terrapin_ · May 2014

I couldn't take her giggle when we were watching tv

InevitableButterfly · May 2014

found out he's married...and he's a he.

Groovyca2022 · May 2014

Why so serious?...*tickle*tickle*. Can't get her to smile.

Phoenix__Rising · May 2014

She hid my tablet so I'd stay offline.

Groovyca2022 · May 2014

She think the tablet I'm using is hers?...MINE!...=)

InevitableButterfly · May 2014

got me to smile

Phoenix__Rising · May 2014

She left the cap off the toothpaste!

Groovyca2022 · May 2014

She reminds me of an old mfp friend....so sad.

Willbenchforcupcakes · May 2014

Forgot to bring me coffee in the morning

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