Why did you dump the person above you?
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I couldn't keep up with her0
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I needed more color in my life
Was always weeping. I could not make her laugh. :ohwell:0 -
She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on
I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!
She was forever quoting me, word for word
Dear Sir lets face it, this relationship is on again...off again....
it just won't work!!
You have your lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes
I have my lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes...............
I'm sorry let's makeup your perfect for me!!!!!!!!!
Right then one last shot
@softncuddly She found out I was a bigamist0 -
He kept landing on me0
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He'd fallen and he couldn't get up.0
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He would only give me a sideways glance0
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she never told me she was on the FBI's most wanted list0
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He fell and broke his d*ck and I just can't handle that sort of thing0
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She had a potty mouth0
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She had a potty mouth
I just lol'd for real0 -
He fell and broke his d*ck and I just can't handle that sort of thing
Hey don't return him to me broken Damn it!!
You have to pay for that!!0 -
She sees everything in black and white...0
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Too male for me!0
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@jz I don't like being moderated.0
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he kept his glasses on during sex :P0
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Always saying Peace... got tired of it0
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She sees everything in black and white...
Hey I come in color too buddy, but at least your not screaming @ me, and making me cry anymore...LOL
All you Chickadees stuck in the middle your all to darn good form me.... bottom line0 -
I like turtles0
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mas tequila!0
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mas tequila!
Dumped for knowing more español than me0 -
I regret it now!0
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won't share the tequila!0
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Won't share her MEN!0
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wouldnt share her toys0
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Had longer hair than me0
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kept cutting my hair whilst i was sleeping0
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Wears to many hats0
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I don't know but I'm pretty sure I regret it.0
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Wouldn't let me swing like a trapeze on his arms.0
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