Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
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    Lies about our beautiful relationship!

    He cheated on me with Reginald. :(
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    Well, she left me for Reginald and lied about seeing Mr.Phil!
  • sperlifts
    sperlifts Posts: 62
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    Couldn't handle my addiction to Squidbillies
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Because she wouldn't let me drive the truck
  • jcalicott
    jcalicott Posts: 103 Member
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    @sperlifts she had some addictions i just couldnt handle!!

    @mrphil he is a cheating man!
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    she queefed while sitting down on the first date:huh:
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
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    told everyone my personal info
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    Was too private. I couldn't figure her out!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    saw everything as black and white
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
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    He wouldn't text or talk about his issues anymore. Trick he learned from HIS ex ;-)
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Always trying to bring up issues!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    @cali

    I'd never, not ever
    I'm far too clever
    She's yummy and sweet
    And ever the treat.

    @dude...sorry man. I talk too much for us, apparently.
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    His rhyming skills needed work
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    too critical
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
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    wasn't open and honest with me
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    she liked her donkey more than me
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
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    she couldnt accept my love of animals lol
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    love of animals went too far
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    was clueless about reverse swedish helicopter:cry:
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
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    was clueless about reverse swedish helicopter:cry:

    um really?!?

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