Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • he fantasized about me pouring hot food on him
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    she wouldn't push the hair out of her eyes so I could see her lovely face :flowerforyou:
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    kept drooling over other girls and then when i checked them out she punched me!
  • eleanoraus
    eleanoraus Posts: 33 Member
    He said I punch like a girl.
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
    kept checking out other girls when he was with me
  • spirit095
    spirit095 Posts: 1,017 Member
    She kept stealing my spotlight
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    kept drooling over other girls and then when i checked them out she punched me!

    Dear sir I do not drool! lol

    I am very secure in my woman hood , and can appreciate a beautiful woman....

    however you may not, and it will do you good to remember that next time... if I give you a second chance that is...:devil:

    @ Spirit- I wanted the SOCKS!!!
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
    "that's my make up / that's your dress" kind of arguments ... of course it was always me stealing her stuff, but ... what is there to do!!! :huh:
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    She wouldn't let me have any mirror time..
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    We spent to much time outside in the storms, I caught a cold...
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    He wouldn't let me touch his guitar:grumble:
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    too many cats.
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    Wouldn't let me choose her bikini top. Topless should be a choice! :grumble:
  • Mrsbeale11
    Mrsbeale11 Posts: 126 Member
    Kept trying to take other women's bikini tops off, I mean k come on ;0)
  • Mrsbeale11
    Mrsbeale11 Posts: 126 Member
    Kept trying to take other women's bikini tops off, I mean come on ;0)
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
    She would not let me borrow her awesome shades...:cry:
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    She wasn't cuddly:cry:
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    She Struck my *kitten* with lightening!!!



    666666666666666666-- 6999999999 time innnnnnn daaa head!!
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Wouldn't let me choose her bikini top. Topless should be a choice! :grumble:

    I'm confused. Do you want to choose another top or just get rid of the ones I have leaving me topless? *here ya go!*
  • She said ii was to sweaty.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    He was too sweaty...oh, and he was a guy...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Forgot to manscape
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    Too black and white :)
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Seemed Blue...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Made me hangry
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    She was always too supportive and offered positive encouragement. I didn't deserve her :flowerforyou:
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    I like women...but we could still be friends...
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    He wouldn't let me rub his head.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    Wouldn't stop rubbing my head...wait, what?!
  • Always in the gym
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