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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    His Roman Polanski impersonation was too good; creeped me out.

    Dude, that's the second time today someone has compared me to Polanski. Hilarious!
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    She wouldn't accept my friend request, lol.

    She kept bugging me with constant friend requests.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    I kept seeing him hanging out under my bathroom window....
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    She kept hogging the covers
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    She has no idea how to share a blanket.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    he was always getting friend requests, denying them, and then complaining
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She always out ran me.
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    She refused to acknowledge that I looked better in running shorts than she did.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    He was beyond conceited.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She stopped rising from the ashes, and I missed her so.....
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    He wanted to be the Grand Poobah on Flinstones!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I just cracked myself up! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    Always laughed at her own jokes
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    She ran of to be in the circus
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Because I could't keep a straight face every time he said "Wotton Under Edge Ward"
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    Her legs put mine to shame!
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    She won't reply to my PM
  • sugarandspice27
    sugarandspice27 Posts: 521 Member
    His "car mirror selfie" obsession pushed our friends and family away.
  • silverstarrlyte
    silverstarrlyte Posts: 83 Member
    my obsession with men who take care mirror selfies
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    She found out we are not all made of Sugar and Spice....
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    Liked to bake too much and I was gaining weight...
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    he slept with my mother
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    he slept with my mother

    That's probably fair.

    I dumped her because she closed her profile and wouldn't let me creep her.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    he slept with my mother

    I've said I'm sorry! She tricked me wearing a mask and your clothes...
  • xRockCandy
    xRockCandy Posts: 52
    he came in between me and my scoot
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    Tried to bite into my rock candy
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    he could not keep up with me...:devil: :laugh:
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    I didn't but she denies it. I think I was part of a bet
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    He stole my lipstick
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    She just wanted my body and not my mind
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