Why did you dump the person above you?
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Because I'm pretty sure she's a mermaid!0
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She spent her days at the beach looking for mermaids0
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Wouldn't shave the beard!0
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He wouldn't show me his face0
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Used my hockey sticks as ski poles0
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I didn't...he left one day and never came back0
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She got my brothers name tattooed on her shoulder....0
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He wouldn't let me date his brother.0
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She one day decided she wasn't into girls anymore...0
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She's one of "those"0
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He's not taking on new friends.0
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She used emoticons0
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He spent more time with his truck than he did with me...0
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I didn't...she left one day and never came back0
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I walked in the house one day and caught him sleeping with the babysitter...he never saw me. I packed my things and never came back.0
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because she is insatiable!!!!!0
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He didnt like my beard...oh and I like women...0
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wouldn't let me play with his beard... no homo0
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Looked like Simon Pegg at first glance0
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She killed my cat.0
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He told me he was 25...turns out he was only 180
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She karate chopped a dolphin0
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She made me call her Little Lady... in bed.0
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because I miss having long hair and too jealous of hers0
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I thought the song he wrote was about me...turns out it was about my sister0
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Because he was oddly obsessed with wigs0
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The tophat obsession was getting out of hand.0
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He was too logical0
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She insisted on Bangs when i wanted her to do a comb over0
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Had a weird obsession with his work out clothes... slept with them and bathed with them.0
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