Why did you dump the person above you?

ImaWaterBender

Too buff for me. ;(

TadaGanIarracht

Because she dumped the person above her.

ImaWaterBender

It's a conga line of dumpatude.

Kr1ptonite

She stole my bloody phone .

I_love_to_ride

She would not stop laughing.

TadaGanIarracht

His shirt hurts my eyes.

L4manski

I couldn't pronounce her screen name

Kr1ptonite

He deleted all my hip hop songs

leodru

He burned out my hair dryer.

TadaGanIarracht

He stole my wallet.

cheekym7

she was never picking up what I was laying down

Hardnfast

She just left me lying there all by myself

Kr1ptonite

I'm jealous of his abs

TadaGanIarracht

Because of his megaphone.

L4manski

She couldn't hear when I sang to her...

TadaGanIarracht

He sang to me.

twiggypal

kept looking sideways at me.....n too hot

cheekym7

He couldnt keep up!

TadaGanIarracht

Posted too quickly after me.

Grumpsandwich

We kept getting tossed out of all the shops cause he wouldnt wear a shirt! No shirt no shoes no service!


Edit cause of speedy gals! roflmao

Cause I must of had a lapse of sexuality for a moment

Twisted_Wrister

Always checkin out someone else

MzIrish

Stole my Batman shirt

La_Malfaisante

He was allergic to my cat...

Twisted_Wrister

One cat was tolerable...but 17...not so much

StacyRenee77

he tried to squeeze my head with his muscles

siport

He was allergic to my cat...

gotta love your pussie
cat

elstun6 - she kept putting her head in my friends arms!

TadaGanIarracht

Because I decided to be straight.

msbunnie68

I couldn't look anywhere but at him. Gave me a neckache.

dieselbyte

Kept stealing my green tank top!

jkandktmom

Wouldn't get my name tattooed on his *kitten*.