Why did you dump the person above you?

StacyRenee77

Had my name tattooed on her *kitten*

srv524

Kept dropping her towel around my family

Grumpsandwich

had other women dropping their towels around his family :P

srv524

Wouldn't drop her towel around me enough

L4manski

Kept whipping me with his towel...

Ohwhynot

Didn't have a towel

Building_Bulk

drank all my beer

WaKay

I took her beer.

srv524

Kept groping me in public

ProudMommyOf6ix

He thought I shopped too much and didn't give me anymore money. Haha

srv524

She shopped too damn much and wouldn't give me nookie.

_lyndseybrooke_

He used the word "nookie."

siport

she wouldnt let me take her shopping anymore

Sweetout

He wouldn't wear the hot dog costume I bought him

HalfwayGone

Tried to cut my hair while I was sleeping

Saucy_lil_Minx

She refused to change out of that shirt!

msbunnie68

Hid all the pairs of scissors. How was I supposed to make paper people chains without scissors?

HalfwayGone

Was obsessed with paper people chains

L4manski

Didn't like holding hands, reminded her of paper people chains...

Saucy_lil_Minx

wanted to mock the paper people chains by holding a bunch of our hands together!

srslybritt

I wasn't impressed when she burned ramen noodles.

srv524

Didn't know how to boil water

Saucy_lil_Minx

Wasn't impressed by my cooking skills!!

You've got mad skillz when you can burn water!!!! LMAO!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Fittykitty11

She wouldn't get out of bed.

Twisted_Wrister

Kept getting out of bed

Grumpsandwich

kept taking my DC comic clothing!

srv524

Kept trying to push me over the falls

trishnottrisha

because I didn't smile

Saucy_lil_Minx

Never loosened the tie!

Trish was to even of a match for me in the devilish kind of way! :devil:

jacques57

Spent all her time on MFP chit chat and never ate the sammiches I made her.