Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    He's not taking on new friends. :(
  • JHarasek527
    JHarasek527 Posts: 14 Member
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    She used emoticons
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    He spent more time with his truck than he did with me...
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    I didn't...she left one day and never came back:tongue:
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    I walked in the house one day and caught him sleeping with the babysitter...he never saw me. I packed my things and never came back. :angry:
  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
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    because she is insatiable!!!!! :wink:
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    He didnt like my beard...oh and I like women...
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
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    wouldn't let me play with his beard... no homo
  • LittleLadyJadey
    LittleLadyJadey Posts: 10 Member
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    Looked like Simon Pegg at first glance
  • cwoyto123
    cwoyto123 Posts: 308
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    She killed my cat.
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    He told me he was 25...turns out he was only 18
  • LittleLadyJadey
    LittleLadyJadey Posts: 10 Member
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    She karate chopped a dolphin
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    She made me call her Little Lady... in bed.
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    because I miss having long hair and too jealous of hers
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    I thought the song he wrote was about me...turns out it was about my sister
  • amw1919
    amw1919 Posts: 74 Member
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    Because he was oddly obsessed with wigs
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
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    The tophat obsession was getting out of hand.
  • My3Sons1051
    My3Sons1051 Posts: 356 Member
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    He was too logical
  • iandroid989
    iandroid989 Posts: 62 Member
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    She insisted on Bangs when i wanted her to do a comb over
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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    Had a weird obsession with his work out clothes... slept with them and bathed with them.

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