Why did you dump the person above you?

jacques57

She was allergic to massage oil

kittykat11111

He wouldn't keep his hands off me.

solarpower03

She refused to be spanked

Phoenix__Rising

He laughed at me when I did squats.

jacques57

She bought me dog collars without my permission.

Phoenix__Rising

He just didn't like my brand of adventure.

jacques57

She wanted me to get piercings like hers

Jonesingmucho

I got the backpack when we were hiking, but at the movies? the grocery store? my great aunt Lucy's funeral? THE SHOWER?

jacques57

We went to Starbucks and she started disrobing and dancing naked on the counter, shouting "Gimme a Vente No Fat No *kitten*, Mocha Maccado Frappacheez-O, Baby!"

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

you two strapped your backpack... oh, and you're a dude.

blueize70

He never took me boating

Phoenix__Rising

She was plotting to throw me off her boat!!

blueize70

She was plotting a party on the boat without me

siobhanmarie440

She never got on the boat!

siobhanmarie440

Oh bum i always reply to wrong person : /

bigdaddy987

Always replys to the wrong person.

blueize70

He was always taking pics of his big muscles

roanokejoe49

She looked too much like a game show hostess.

blueize70

He only wanted to play wheel of fortune.

Oklahoma_qt

We couldn't share high heels

Phoenix__Rising

Eating the last chip!

_Tink_

She liked chips more than she liked me

Phoenix__Rising

We looked like Harold & Maude.

whisperfitandhappy

Because she's a girl and was to pretty :brokenheart:

_Tink_

He's young enough to be my kid

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was too young for me

_Tink_

He thought I was young

Red_sparkling_Titania

She bought my dog a toy. I thought things were moving too fast

runningagainstmyself

Kept photobombing my progress pictures.

blueize70

She was half the woman she use to be