Why did you dump the person above you?

Oklahoma_qt

Crashed my Harley

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She told me I was too young after not asking my age for a month...

Oklahoma_qt

Refusing to wear the banana hammocks he hides in his closet

bmoncada1

no way wouldn't dump her.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

@OK refuses to buy the hammocks that she wanted me to wear.

Badger_Girl16

He's from Michigan.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

And you're from Wisconsin. lol

solarpower03

Didn't spot me on the bench

jacques57

His "guns" were small caliber

asaw00

Too many girlfriends

stuart160

got jealous of random girls stopping for a picture

Alehmer

You really didn't have to kill the witnesses Stuart. You were only Jaywalking.

Phoenix__Rising

He didn't like my exercising in the house.

Oklahoma_qt

has to many cats

jacques57

Always behaved like a cheerleader 24/7.

"You're UP You're UP you're UP and Dressed! You are, You are, you are clean and pressed!~"

blueize70

He was always talking in riddles

L4manski

She didn't like me...

Phoenix__Rising

He kept coming down with an allergic reaction .. to me!!

GlutesthatSalute

I don't date blondes anymore

jacques57

she never smiled

yellowlemoned

sniffed their own farts :laugh:

GlutesthatSalute

He thought he was funny..

@yellolemon she says the word FART :sick:

solarpower03

Refused to strut nude in her heels

GlutesthatSalute

He lives too farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away ...

blueize70

She wanted me to be a brunette

yellowlemoned

She ate my frozen yogurt.

_Tink_

She wouldn't share her frozen yogurt

solarpower03

She refused to do nude wrestling with me

MikeCrazy

He ate my lunch.

Oklahoma_qt

He refuses to wear a speedo