Why did you dump the person above you?

the_great_beyond_

Didnt know her name

Phoenix__Rising

He was always flexing those muscles at strangers.

Manic5781

Her phone was too big and she made me carry it everywhere ;-p

La_Malfaisante

He just wasn't into me...I really tried :sad:

Phoenix__Rising

She never got over him.

funforsports

Kept trying to put makeup on me

Pamela_in_Progress

Loved his dumbbells more than me :sad:

Phoenix__Rising

Hid my dumb bells.

Pamela_in_Progress

Wouldn't let me borrow her dumb bells

La_Malfaisante

She never gave me attention

bigbarnold

Always wanted me to stand at attention!

Phoenix__Rising

He quit sharing roasted marshmallows with me.

bigbarnold

I can't remember, but I know that it was her fault!

JBfoodforlife

She would burn my marshmallows on purpose...

Achieveyourdream

wouldn't take me to the beach with him

DreamBigEatLarge

She had nicer hair than me!!

V0lver

gave me lice

Kr1ptonite

Wouldn't take the helmet off

PurringMyrrh

He didn't have his shirt off in his profile picture.

msbunnie68

The whole zombie thing really freaked me - I felt like I could not sleep without a shot gun and barricading the door.