Why did you dump the person above you?

ThisCanadian

Lol.

Dumped her because she wasn't a fan of my lady parts.

QuiznatoddBidness

Liked the Beastie Boys (or is it Boyz?). Regardless...it was a total show stopper.

ThisCanadian

Didn't fight for your right to party

La_Malfaisante

he was really mean

1PatientBear

Only spoke French when we argued

Groovyca2022

We ran,..I tripped...he laughed. done.

MaaKeMeThinn3r

She stole all my red lipstick

wortez

cause im crazy and deranged

Megan101792

tried to drive the crazy train

Phoenix__Rising

Painted me blue and called me Smurfette!

sw33tp3a11

She stopped calling gorgeous

Megan101792

Painted me blue and called me Smurfette!

didnt like my car's nickname

Phoenix__Rising

She was so gorgeous, she lost interest in me.

La_Malfaisante

She wasn't into me anymore...

Bageeeta

She kept taking pics of her wearing my stockings...

littlebutlean

@La_Malfaisante I didn't dump her.. we had a fight, then some great make up sex. Round 2 coming up!

Edit: SNIPED !! SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED.

Megan101792

was in the wrong century

Phoenix__Rising

She tattoed her exes names on her after we were together!

Megan101792

dared me to do that

ThisCanadian

Left me for tattoo artist

sixout

she always looked at me emotionless.

V0lver

was too inexperienced for me

TheNewPriceIsLoading

Don't date guys, much less guys in armor.

_Tink_

He was too picky

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She was too picky. Never gave a big guy a chance.

SugarBaby71

He was fickle

airbearlover

We both thought the girl-girl thing wasn't working for us. Too bad.
Now I guess she will hitch rides on dolphin backs at sunset alone?

TheNewPriceIsLoading

I didn't..

asaw00

Wouldn't take responsibility

MikeCrazy

She kept leaving her "toys" in the dish drainer.