Why did you dump the person above you?
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She wanted to carry me around on her back and I broke her.0
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He loves watching Clown Porn..... :huh:0
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She wouldn't act in my homemade clown porn!!!
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She made homemade clown porn.0
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She made the lemons enslave me0
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He had this weird lemon bondage fetish.0
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I didn't make enough eye contact.0
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He would not take pictures of me. 0
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b/c she was the opposite of her name!!0
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She was always giving me rosy cheeks. Don't spank so hard!!0
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She wouldn't let me spank her0
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She rubbed her sweaty bodeh against me too often0
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He was always so sweaty.0
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She was covered in other people's sweat0
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He wouldn't look at me.0
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She says that she's 94 years old. I question her sincerity.0
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Too untrusting!0
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too sweaty...0
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Craziness...I'd never dump her
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She left me for a silhouette0
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She wouldn't allow my splurges with chocolate .. ever.0
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She kept stealing my chocolate!!0
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Never told me she had chocolate in the first place. How deceptive!!0
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I kept getting struck by lightning around her0
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He wouldn't snuggle and listen to storms with me0
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She insisted I talked to her belly button0
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His IBS is horrible
And he wouldn't talk to a perfect belly button!0 -
His IBS is horrible
And he wouldn't talk to a perfect belly button!
He liked teasing my BB.0
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