Why did you dump the person above you?

JonnyMacAwesome

She was overly mean.

gettin2fit2quit

Couldn't take a joke

FitWarrior7

I wouldn't dress up and go to Comicon with her.

_Tink_

He wouldn't dress up in the bedroom

DBoone85

I'd NEVER leave that sexy-*kitten*.....

JonnyMacAwesome

She was too attached to a butt.

_Tink_

He didn't like my butt

CookNLift

i couldnt handles teh butt

Saucy_lil_Minx

I was worried about his mental health. I was going to drive him crazy with my energy level!

nikiste

Her hair always got in the way of our make out sessions.

mstaser

@rosey
She would never put up a fight. Too easy

CookNLift

he stole my sunglasses

JonnyMacAwesome

He had dangly parts.

_Tink_

He didn't want to see me nekkid

mstaser

Broke my hand when I slapped her *kitten*

christyserenity

Told me I was just a side piece.

BlackBetttie

Well shes clearly cheating on me with the chick in her pic

nikiste

She glowed so brightly in the sun that I had to get eye surgery.

JonnyMacAwesome

Ugh, not you again.

nikiste

Ugh, not you again.

He wouldn't stop harassing me via the internet for literally no reason. Please leave me alone.

JonnyMacAwesome

You just beat me to the post, had to edit mine...hence the ugh.

Cried too much

nikiste

Was butthurt over one duckface photo.

abysskitten

Let her go so that she could find better.

JonnyMacAwesome

Was a crazy cat lady.

KatieKat1979

He was more awesome than me.

nikiste

She was too trusting.

excusekiller

Wasn't pretty enough! (Pffttt)

nikiste

Was a blatant liar. :P

BruinsLeafs718

You just beat me to the post, had to edit mine...hence the ugh.

Cried too much

didnt know how to properly treat people.. therefore was a ****wad.. therefore no one wanted him around

nikiste

He never snapchatted me back. :P Love you, angel.