Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    She was always taking provacative selfies for others.

    I'm sorry sweetie I took it for you. I just mixed up who I sent it to.... I mean Groovycadream means nothing to me,..... I mean ....uuuuuuu! [hangs head] I am ashamed.


    Miz Sparklez put me on my butt one to many times..
  • Yagisama
    Yagisama Posts: 595 Member
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    Rosiness of cheeks was above regulation limits.
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    Too horny.
  • stevemcgurkin
    stevemcgurkin Posts: 88
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    Too stripey
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Too sweet!
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    was wanting me to get her roses all the time
  • myuhmaya
    myuhmaya Posts: 71 Member
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    Caught her sexting some dude she met on OKcupid...as it turns out this dude she met was really a Betty...so it all worked out in the end.
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    mistook me for my evil twin sister
  • crystalcastles9
    crystalcastles9 Posts: 38 Member
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    The evil twin tried to kill me off... Several times.
  • skrlec70
    skrlec70 Posts: 302 Member
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    asked me to kill the evil twin ...for free!
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
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    Leafs fan
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
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    Twas a wee bit too young for this old lady
  • FitMom136
    FitMom136 Posts: 720 Member
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    Thought she was to old for everything
  • itsadogslife
    itsadogslife Posts: 209
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    I was jealous of her hair
  • Yagisama
    Yagisama Posts: 595 Member
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    Her tattoos led me to believe that she is part of a Yakuza crime organization.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    Spent all the time with animals.
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Cuz he called me Elsie and not Bessie
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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    She banned me from pizza
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
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    Likes pizza better than me! ;)
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    Stole my bacon stash '

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