Why did you dump the person above you?

kershaann

Drank all the beer

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Tickled me all the time.

vasairiah

Hasn't posted anymore amazing dishes today!

Jenny8511

Wouldn't let me clean my mirrors before continuously taking selfies

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She cleaned mirrors all day long to take selfies.

vasairiah

I was too jealous of his tan!

AtticWindow

She doesn't have a HEAD!

vasairiah

That gave me a chuckle!

Her smirk is better than mine!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't leave any food for me. Are all the food I cooked.

littlebutlean

Because he would always parade around the house with his 3rd place ribbon and I kept telling him, "If you're not first you're last man" but he just wouldn't get it.

Jersey_GirlSpins

Because he couldn't keep up with me...parties, tequila, wine...

Train4Foodz

She outdrunk me... the offered the rest to little

lolosensan

Kept looking down on me

theshorty925

has better looking hair than me....

lolosensan

Lied about everythinggg

theshorty925

accused me of lying about her awesome hair...

arainiday1

was way to into hair

V0lver

wanted me to get testicular implants for aesthetic reasons:grumble:

Alissa_Sal

Was constantly out conquering things for the glory of Rome.

emirror

She kicked the legionary out of the relationship.