Why did you dump the person above you?

Phoenix__Rising

I couldn't get him outta him clothes.

excusekiller

didn't want me wearing her clothes

borst13

Walked around naked everywhere

BlackBetttie

Better hair than me :grumble:

excusekiller

lol Ummmm.. i can't follow that

borst13

Had a way better rack then me and I got too jealous

dpwellman

She can bend spoons with her mind. . . and what else? I didn't want to find out.

borst13

He bent his legs behind his head

roanokejoe49

She was jealous of my ninja-like flexibility.

borst13

He underestimated that I used to cheerlead ......never underestimate me!

excusekiller

Had a way better rack then me and I got too jealous

I hope were talking about deer racks? lol

Saucy_lil_Minx

Didn't take me hunting with him!!!

borst13

Had a way better rack then me and I got too jealous

I hope were talking about deer racks? lol

Meant for blackbettie lol

OhhNiff

He was too grumpy.

@above: too blonde.

sc003ro

always grumpy never smiled

borst13

Got kicked in balls and kept smiling... :ohwell:

Muldactus

She just didn't appreciate my dedication to her.

borst13

He made a shrine to my feet and I got freaked out

jnichel

She didn't appreciate my clothing suggestions.

Groovyca2022

In the mornings he only made breakfast for himself...wtf!

jnichel

Wanted me to cook for her.

borst13

Was a horrible cook

mopar_lover

left blonde hair in my car.

AgentOrangeJuice

Put two kinds of cheese on a cheeseburger

solarpower03

too manly for me

AgentOrangeJuice

Spray painted abs on his stomach.

Muldactus

He made a shrine to my feet and I got freaked out

It wasn't a shrine - it was your birthday present.

Groovyca2022

He didn't love me :sad:

jnichel

Too emotional.

borst13

@muldactus. He got my age wrong on my bday