Why did you dump the person above you?

Saucy_lil_Minx

She matched my Energy level, but always went in the opposite direction until one day we didn't meet up again (Told her we should always stick to circle paths)

@ Stuart- Love his gun more than me

RavenLibra

@nancyrosey.. it was not meant to be...'cause lets faceit.. I AM an EMU and she ... well she just wasn't *sniff*.. *sniff*.. *sigh*

_Tink_

I'm not an emu

stuart160

She was obsessed with Emu's

Megan101792

he wouldnt wear the uniform to bed

stuart160

She never let me take the uniform off

Megan101792

didn't want to indulge

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

indulged too much.

Megan101792

Liked to eat cake batter without cooking it first

stuart160

Always wanted me to do the cooking

Megan101792

Couldn't cook anything without trying to add rat poison to it

stuart160

Didn't like my rat poison seasoning

Tigermum9

couldnt bear to spend time away from me

jnichel

Too clingy.

stuart160

@ tiger mum= Kept volunteering me for deployments : )

Megan101792

kept wanting to leave me

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

kept saying i will leave

Megan101792

wouldn't admit he was out of the 70's decade

stuart160

Wouldn't let me watch That 70's Show

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she thought i was from 70s decades.

_Tink_

He's not from the 70s

Megan101792

Had better legs that I do

stuart160

Had leg envy

Megan101792

didn't show me his

stuart160

Wouldn't let me take my uniform off and then complained she couldn't see my legs :laugh:

Megan101792

pointed out my flaws in judgment .

Saucy_lil_Minx

Every time she promised to take me for my tattoo. She would get one instead!!

Megan101792

Sorry, but you couldn't handle the pain

stuart160

Liked to inflict pain

Megan101792

didn't want to inflict pain on me