Why did you dump the person above you?

borst13

He popped my bday balloons

Phoenix__Rising

Threw out my yogurt

mblair1968

said she was 94 for the discount

Phoenix__Rising

He only dated me for that discount!

RaJoCo

wouldn't buy food unless it was discounted....I starved for days

Saucy_lil_Minx

Kept throwing her weights around!! Like at me and stuff!!!

Not Cool!!

yopeeps025

she would not stop crying.

blueize70

He cheated on me with my best friend

Saucy_lil_Minx

Narcissist!!!


You sir!!!


Quit checking out your own guns, and look at me every once in a while!!!!

yopeeps025

you have my full attention

Saucy_lil_Minx

Well then we are not breaking up, and we are now on the wrong thread!!

Phoenix__Rising

He wouldn't wake me up today.

Rochelle951

Was jealous that her boobs looked better then mine ; )

_Tink_

Had jealousy issues

Phoenix__Rising

She spent all her time in bikinis tanning.

nikiste

Never wanted to tandem-shimmy.

no_russian

Was gonna dump me, preemptive strike

roanokejoe49

would not let me motorboat those...curves

Phoenix__Rising

Couldn't sleep without his teddy bear.

roanokejoe49

Was intimidated by my love for my teddy bear.

Phoenix__Rising

Took his teddy bear everywhere.

yopeeps025

we broke too many beds.

Phoenix__Rising

He only wanted sex.

blueize70

She spent all her money at Victoria's Secret

Muldactus

Apparently she was afraid of me.

Phoenix__Rising

No nose freaked me out some.

nikiste

Tried to put me in a giant toaster and eat me.

blueize70

She had a fetish with toasters

jkandktmom

She put regular toast in my gf free toaster:grumble:

Muldactus

She walked away.