Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • WLG1974
    WLG1974 Posts: 90
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    She was a bad babysitter.
  • AdventureFreak
    AdventureFreak Posts: 236 Member
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    never stopped sucking the thumb even as an adult.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    I couldn't fit in his clown car.
  • AdventureFreak
    AdventureFreak Posts: 236 Member
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    She didn't appreciate the time and money it takes to make a clown car like mine.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Anytime he gave me flowers, they squirt water in my face.
  • Edmond_Dantes
    Edmond_Dantes Posts: 185 Member
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    Too many pubes in the sink
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    He belongs to hair club for men.
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    she kept staring at me
  • Janautical
    Janautical Posts: 75 Member
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    He never wore a shirt when we went out in public together!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    @Tristan .. He made us sleep in bunk beds. Separately!!
    @Jana She fed me casserole with bugs, she called it a delicacy.
  • MMarvelous
    MMarvelous Posts: 1,067 Member
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    Only shaved her legs and NEVER shaved her armpits UGH
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She went on a reality show and told intimate matters of ours. I was crushed.
  • kodge1985
    kodge1985 Posts: 6 Member
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    She liked reality TV shows too much... I had plans to confess all of our secrets, but she said she had been there done that. I left.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Was a horder!
  • glenmchale
    glenmchale Posts: 1,307 Member
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    did not understand that i needed those 1975 carrier bags from walmart as they were printed with a typo in the name
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    I just couldn't live with the carrier bag fixation :(
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
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    I was hAngry ... he didn't make breakfast ... do I need to say more...
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    I made breakfast but she was too busy looking at her Messi posters....
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    Every time there was a full moon he felt compelled to go out and howl with the wolves.
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    Owwwwwww!!!!!!!

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