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Why did you dump the person above you?
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lol true. Hey!! boards are slow tonight, keep me company?
smelled of corpse0 -
Was too nice. Lol.
Of course I will. For like half an hour, then I have to get back to work.0 -
Pushed me to different avenues lol0
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wouldnt let me drive0
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Wouldn't let me snorkel0
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lieed all the time0
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Stretched the truth0
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shaved my eyebrows0
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Plucked my nose hair0
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Nose hairs. Final straw.0
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wouldnt shower0
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Wouldn't invite me in the shower.
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used all my shampoo0
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Have you seen my curly mess? Even with it short I need tons of shampoo to feel clean.
Anyway...
Was stingy with shampoo.0 -
Was always washing her hair.0
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didnt wash her hair0
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She was too beautiful, she distracted me.0
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was always complimenting other people0
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Couldnt be with someone whose.post count was so low0
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Stealing my panties.0
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Was always standing on my back to surf in the hot tub.0
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Couldn't handle me....= )0
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Was too hot to handle.
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Had a maniacal aversion to pot holders0
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Played me like an instrument.0
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Was always out of tune0
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Insisted on tuning me up!0
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I only dumped part of her. Just the brains a few hours after I ate 'em.0
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they kept trying to eat my brains0
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He kept tempting all the woman to eat him.0
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