Why did you dump the person above you?

stuart160

Wouldn't let me shower

Alanakrahenbil

I like them dirty!

fr053n

smeled funky

stuart160

Said I wasn't dirty enough

Alanakrahenbil

Haha.
Had a closet full of spandex pants he wasn't willing to part with

fr053n

didn't know how to talk dirty

msbunnie68

had the dirtiest mouth I have ever heard!

stuart160

Was overly sensitive

Groovyca2022

Was a stubborn jack@S's....end of story! :-)

lewoldt

Kept stealing my ball cap

Alanakrahenbil

Went on vacation without me.

stuart160

Didn't like to travel

Groovyca2022

Doesn't like to go dancing

msbunnie68

So self sufficient she didn't need me. I felt redundant.

lewoldt

Kept farting in bed and holding the covers over my head

kindel2

Kept hogging the sheets!

msbunnie68

@ lewoldt He deserved it - cooked me nothing but beans, peas and lentils.
at kindel - so fussy about the bed!

stuart160

Never ate anything

Alanakrahenbil

Wouldn't touch my legs

stuart160

Had a leg fetish

kindel2

Has hairy legs- they felt like Brillo pads

stuart160

Kept scrubbing my legs

Groovyca2022

He went into hiding.

L4manski

I found out she was KGB

kittykat11111

He was a conspiracy theorist

TRIX5884

It was just for fun....right?

kittykat11111

Exactly, we had an "agreement"

Mahmoud_Shalaby

She spent too much time on the computer and didn't care for me. and also was pretty kinky in bed.

kittykat11111

He was boring in bed.

OperationSuperKAT

She was just so adventurous all the time