Why did you dump the person above you?

TRIX5884

She was too stiff

enjolrasbarricade

Turns out she was a secret agent looking to ruin my drug empire.

solarpower03

She failed to bed 007

Alanakrahenbil

Forgot who I was

tristan299

I had to go away for a while

solarpower03

She didn't know how things for in one night stand

Phoenix__Rising

He made me shower with him in a claustrophobic shower stall.

stuart160

She didn't like to shower together

carmel78

He accidently shot me while jogging

mblair1968

she didn't like to get shot while jogging

CharlieMurtagh

He kept running away

carmel78

Would not follow when i ran away

Phoenix__Rising

Making me clean her place nice for her selfies. :huh:

Tinyfigure

Hates cleaning

Proph24

uses the metric system

Phoenix__Rising

Saw him with that lady in the pic.

TRIX5884

She was into polka-dots with pink lace - sadly - I'm just not into that kind of thing.

solarpower03

she refused to strut nude in heels

PurringMyrrh

He wouldn't let me put my cold butt-cheeks against him in bed.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Her Butt cheeks were always freezing

Woodsmoke

I threatened to delete all his selfies from facebook & instagram

AdventureFreak

So silly she was always trying to smoke wood instead of tobacco or marijuana?!

Insomniac8

I threatened to delete all his selfies from facebook & instagram

She kept using all my lipsticks.

AdventureFreak

He wouldn't let me put my cold butt-cheeks against him in bed.

As a zombie it would be reasonable to have cold butt cheeks but the always wanting to eat my brains got to be a bit much.

Woodsmoke

He wouldn't let me put my cold butt-cheeks against him in bed.

He always got into bed with that wet suit on!

nikiste

She always smelled like a campfire.

CharlieMurtagh

she kept pouting at me

OperationSuperKAT

She thought I was too moody

Phoenix__Rising

She was too hot!!

mblair1968

she was too hot. I kept burning my fingers.