Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
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    "It" destroyed me lol
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    she kept showing me how to kiss her. I was never good enough
  • FitKit101
    FitKit101 Posts: 63
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    I told him, "it's the armour, or me"....he chose the armour....
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    I told her to dump the 80's albums....my mistake :(
  • FitKit101
    FitKit101 Posts: 63
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    Seriously, they are called earplugs....you could have made it work. You are just too picky...I could never live up to your expectations.....smirnoff65
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
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    Like every other ex couldn't stand my HelloKitty addiction
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    I told her the foam roller was for massaging her back...
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    He was a man, and I don't swing that way....not that there is anything wrong with that
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
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    Found out that foam rollers satisfied me in ways no one could ;)
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    Told him it was me or the beard....
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
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    Didn't have the heart to tell him I wasn't a man and the beard was glued on
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    Told her that MFP didn't list foam as being calorific....
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
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    He tried to feed me foam. I suspect he has evil tendencies.
  • sunman00
    sunman00 Posts: 872 Member
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    my blood pressure ran too high too long
  • FitKit101
    FitKit101 Posts: 63
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    He kept having grandchildren at the most awkward of moments....randomly running out of he house at all hours, no matter what.
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
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    I couldn't stand his Union Jack perversion.....
  • OhSoBookish
    OhSoBookish Posts: 1
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    He was having an affair with the Man in the Moon.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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    She was always stealing my glasses. She likes to look adorable in them
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
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    Keep losing her glasses and is blind without them she kissed my cousin instead of me.
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
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    Wouldn't let me watch a movie...

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