Why did you dump the person above you?

AshleyM71

He lives half a world away

ParamoreAddict

She's too beautiful for me.

inabottle

he thinks low of himself...

aafoo

Her smile kept me intoxicated all the time!

Ophidion

Always intoxicated.

stephen4232

Always hanging around with the wrong people!

1PatientBear

Wanted to do weird things with his paddle

Gummibear111

To young for me

AlistairBernardNormal

I couldn't get over the perpetual blank expression.

Sinisterly

Real name was Hannah

Skinny_minny_mo

@erikwollschlager

shouting out his name in bed was just too much of a mouthful and didnt have the desired effect "erikwollschlagerr!!"

see?

Skinny_minny_mo

@sinisterly

her evil 'drop dead' look almost killed me. a few times.

jeets888

She locked me in a cage with her feline friend!

Polda2010

The pet thought I was on the menu! :-)

prime853

wanted the dog more than me

kdb247

Wasn't docile enough for the kid:smokin:

loseitnow66

She was faster than a speeding bullet!

Groovyca2022

He was faster than a speeding bullet!

So were you! bye...:laugh:

loseitnow66

Ouch...she was just being mean! lol

Groovyca2022

Always blaming me for his lit'l problem...(cough, cough)...lol

loseitnow66

She has bigger balls than me

Groovyca2022

I do..I paid for whatever size I wanted...Bigger! :laugh:

FancyPantsFran

She locked me in the basement

marvybells

always wore the same jeans & belt

gmoneycole

Not enough "us" time

1PatientBear

Wouldn't stop referring to sex as "us" time

littlemoonsandy

way too young

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DainaLC

Who told you I dumped him....lies all lies!

loseitnow66

Because she was still seeing Ash