Why did you dump the person above you?
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I think her dog is wearing a coat??0
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She didnt like dogs in coats.
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She has cooler hair than me0
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Refused to accommodate my fascination with dimples.0
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Them paddles look........dangerous:laugh:0
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She said I looked like Puck from the Real World San Francisco.0
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I woke up in the middle of the night and she was just standing there....staring at me with that same smile!0
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because they kept sending me text messages all day saying things like...
I want to wear your privates like a meat mask
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can I preserve your eyes in a mason jar?
the worst was when they bought me that set of henckel knives (claiming that they were new) for my birthday and when I pulled the first one out of the butchers block there was the stain of blood and a post it note taped to the blade saying "thinking of you"
do you blame me?0 -
I don't like honey.0
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She eating another gal's honey and would not share.0
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She eating another gal's honey and would not share.
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wouldnt give me mustache rides0
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wouldnt give me mustache rides
The Hell he wouldn't!0 -
Arrested for writing bad cheques in 13 states.0
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Wouldn't play doctor0
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Kept leaving all his armor *kitten* all over the house, and after umpteen stubbed toes I decided he had to GO.0
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Wore her roller skates in the shower0
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He brought his G.I. Joe toys to bed.0
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she got mad when I checked myself out in her shades0
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wouldnt give me mustache rides
The Hell he wouldn't!
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Because I am an idiot!0
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He pulled my shirt above my head and beat me up0
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She wouldn't let me wear my kilt out to dinner0
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Because he owns a kilt and he's not William Wallace.0
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Because she hates on men in kilts, and men in kilts are AWESOME.0
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she kept trying to lick me face!0
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Because she hates on men in kilts, and men in kilts are AWESOME.
Off base, but...I like your hair, is that your natural color?0 -
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Because she hates on men in kilts, and men in kilts are AWESOME.
I have a kilt! :-)0 -
Because she hates on men in kilts, and men in kilts are AWESOME.
Off base, but...I like your hair, is that your natural color?
Thank you! It's actually a couple of shades darker, I have a lighter strawberry blonde color naturally, but I like the way the darker red looks with my skin.
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