Why did you dump the person above you?

dougt333 · January 2014

All the fans and paparazzi were just too much.

Sinisterly · January 2014

Sent me a naughty pic of Barbra Streisand.

DjinnMarie · January 2014

She still listens to new kids on the block

dougt333 · January 2014

Intimidated by her skills with a light saber.

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

kinda wimpy...

JDURPS · January 2014

Because I love my men

V0lver · January 2014

she never told me about her bald spots

_SABOTEUR_ · January 2014

Penis was too big.

Cranquistador · January 2014

he wouldn't suck my toes.

jjennyb4 · January 2014

She went after my man!

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

She kept hiiting on my grandma

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

I went to get a tramp stamp...I started to cry...she started to laugh. Meanie :grumble:

wayback63 · January 2014

She thought my tramp stamp was too girly

_Calypso_ · January 2014

He has a tramp stamp

walleyclan1 · January 2014

Her legs were longer than my whole body

Chieflrg · January 2014

I better not of...

I must of been hit in the head with a blunt object.

wanna_b_there · January 2014

for showing #tits

COTrainer · January 2014

Hiding her face

Jonesingmucho · January 2014

He wouldn't take off the riot gear. Said I was a mean brute and he needed protection.

SweetTrouble_ · January 2014

She wouldn't let me wear clothes

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