Why did you dump the person above you?

softncudly

He would not look up at me.:ohwell:

CJisinShape

Didn't want to go to Marvel convention

CharlieB145

They kept talking about Lovely Logics

FancyPantsFran

She wouldn't let go of my Eggo

_NAUTILUS_

Gave me a my little pony tattoo when I was sleeping

Sinisterly

He knew too much about my little pony o.o

Soufre

She threw away my Pokemon card collection. Like seriously? Ok...

dpwellman

Excessive use of malapropisms. . .

resistance_freak

Because he wouldn't shave his goatee and he doesn't like the Gators.

stephross88

Because he was too sexy for his shirt

EllieForAChange

Looked better than me!

resistance_freak

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

Willbenchforcupcakes

Because he couldn't keep up with me in the gym!

EllieForAChange

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

What if I was trying to put it in yours?

resistance_freak

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

What if I was trying to put it in yours?

in that case maybe we should give it another try

EllieForAChange

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

What if I was trying to put it in yours?

in that case maybe we should give it another try

There we go...I mean sometimes a little tongue can be good

resistance_freak

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

What if I was trying to put it in yours?

in that case maybe we should give it another try

There we go...I mean sometimes a little tongue can be good

And a lot of tongue can be even better

Cali_Chica

He was too flirtatious :laugh:

sassypants0923

She was too hot for me

ironmonkeystyle

ditto