Why did you dump the person above you?

Saucy_lil_Minx

She was all about the Rocky Road.

I was all about the Chunky Monkey!!!

Just didn't work out

tristan299

She head butted me before i could spank her

leorapoy

Played the drums 24/7 and made me deaf.

_Tink_

Didn't like music

leorapoy

Spent too long taking pictures of herself in the bathroom when I really needed a wee.

ChangeYourPace

Doesn't share bathrooms with others

mblair1968

because I thought the next poster and I would last forever.

_Tink_

Too interested in bathrooms

Red_sparkling_Titania

She dumped me! ????

strengthandhonour4eva

kept breaking the bed

sassyRN77

I had hair envy!

roanokejoe49

She had a rule: NO MOTORBOATS.

Phoenix__Rising

Didn't like my lady humps.

tristan299

kept showing me her back when I just wanted to camel riding with her humps

airbearlover

He thought I was a pinata

_Lovely77_

Wouldn't share her candy

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Forced me to eat her candy

demorelli

Never let me see his face

airbearlover

He was suspicious of candy. Maybe I should have made him a treat with Stevia?

Phoenix__Rising

Her innocence caught me off guard when she pulled out the whip, I was surprised.

airbearlover

She didn't like a good girl misbehaving sometimes . Her loss. :P
I gave her a whip as a parting gift though. (I had an extra)

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wanted to feed me stevia

LAT1963

Mis-spelled my name on his new tattoo.

Phoenix__Rising

He fed me questionable meat

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Didn't like me cooking meat in pork fat .

Phoenix__Rising

Used me to weight train. :huh:

PurringMyrrh

She force fed me pie (not really but I have to blame someone).


Lemon-Buttermilk pie, you pervs. Jeesh.

msbunnie68

Didn't like my cooking - I had to force her to eat the pie I baked especially for her. That was the last straw.

asaw00

scratched my car

ilfaith

Wouldn't stop singing that Katy Perry Firework song.