Why did you dump the person above you?

EddieHaskell97 · May 2014

Refused to leggo' my Eggo!

StacyRenee77 · May 2014

because he wasn't the beaver

nikkibarrett13 · May 2014

Because I wasn't "the" beaver, either.

srv524 · May 2014

Let me edit-

@elstun - Not enough sex

@Nikki - Too much sex

TadaGanIarracht · May 2014

He's really married with like 6 kids.

jacques57 · May 2014

I felt like a pedophile.

HattieMonicaReborn · May 2014

Wouldn't let me wear his hat in bed...

tristan299 · May 2014

she was out of my league

TadaGanIarracht · May 2014

I found someone else.

jacques57 · May 2014

She found Jesus...and left me.

TadaGanIarracht · May 2014

He made Jesus mow the lawn.

nikkibarrett13 · May 2014

I'm really picky about my yard work.

Guns_N_Buns · May 2014

Her garden wasn't trim enough.

nikkibarrett13 · May 2014

She likes her gardens darker than mine.

_Figgzie_ · May 2014

she kept taking hot selfies

TadaGanIarracht · May 2014

His username is figgzie.

Saucy_lil_Minx · May 2014

Wouldn't take me golfing, or to play tennis as much as I wanted to

nikkibarrett13 · May 2014

Thought my selfies were hot, when in fact they give me anxiety. "Don't blink whatever you do!!!"

And I'm also too slow. Dang.

_Figgzie_ · May 2014

His username is figgzie.

MEANIE!!

you username looks like an eye chart :bigsmile:

Phoenix__Rising · May 2014

He stole my autographed Dodgers ball.

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