Why did you dump the person above you?

TheNewPriceIsLoading

He didn't know what I liked

You told me you didn't like chivalry.. Now you're taking it back? Thanks....

@Christina, she wouldn't cook me dinner after a 16hr shift

borst13

He couldn't handle my chains

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She never chained me.

cheekym7

he was hooked on Borst

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She was too hyper after a 16hr shift. I couldn't sleep.

Christina_722

He works too much

airdale8263

she didn't want to go to the movies

airbearlover

Was a tree frog. At first it was cool to put em on my shoulder and walk around town. Then things got odd when I told them he wasn't a pet.... -_-

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She was too freaky.

RacquetChick

For spending too much time on MFP and not enough time with me.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

For spending too much time on a 10k and not enough time with me at home watching a movie with a home cooked dinner and dessert

no_russian

Ima scared of the woods

RacquetChick

Because he refused to get the demon tattoo that I asked him to get

ilfaith

@ No-Russian...He only used his irons when we played golf.

@ Melissa...She tracked mud all over my floors.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

she wouldn't wear black lace anything

airbearlover

He was too freaky. He was making me look funny. People were used to my freakiness. They weren't so friendly when my "freak meter" soared.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

He was too freaky. He was making me look funny. People were used to my freakiness. They weren't so friendly when my "freak meter" soared.

*snickers*

airbearlover

He laughed at me; not with me. :P
Being as gravity hates me and I've a pension for being silly, this didn't work ou.

WorkoutJunkie1

didn't want to be my friend.

no_russian

Catfish

LightKBH2O

afraid of catfish

Phoenix__Rising

Has a pet python. Snakes scare me.

_Tink_

Was headless. I heard that means you're a catfish (good thing I'm bodyless, that doesn't count).

La_Malfaisante

I'd never dump her

_BearNecessities_

I would never dump HER.

lucille_heather

Drank too much!

_JustDG_

Was too blonde.

jo_madre

Was too blonde.

I didn't. She keeps dumping me. She's a serial dumper.

_JustDG_

Was too blonde.

I didn't. She keeps dumping me. She's a serial dumper.

He told lies about me on the forums.

blueize70

She was damaged goods