Why did you dump the person above you?

La_Malfaisante

He always wanted me to wear hats...even in bed

Guns_N_Buns

she dumped me!

Phoenix__Rising

In didn't know she dumped me. Is this why she won't return my texts?

Guns_N_Buns

she never text me nudes.

La_Malfaisante

she always wanted me to text her nudes

Phoenix__Rising

I found other nudes on her phone!

siport

she kept going through my phone

CharlieMurtagh

I didnt he dumped me.... :sad:

daveymac31

She accidentally text me naked pics of her boyfriend.

TadaGanIarracht

Because he took a better selfie than me.

StacyRenee77

Because she said cheese and macaroni instead of macaroni and cheese

ImaWaterBender

Her towel kept dropping.

KelARita7

She just didn't seem happy

daveymac31

Cause she wouldn't use that tongue on me.

Groovyca2022

Cause she wouldn't use that tongue on me.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TadaGanIarracht

Because she said cheese and macaroni instead of macaroni and cheese

I would never. That would give me a stroke.

... because she ruined my post.

Phoenix__Rising

She pushed me off her new scale, yelling 'mine, get off'.

StacyRenee77

Because she said cheese and macaroni instead of macaroni and cheese

I would never. That would give me a stroke.

... because she ruined my post.

lmao

ImaWaterBender

She took my freakin scale.

daveymac31

@ phoenix

She would never get on all fours for me!