Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She scared all my friends away.
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
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    She had imaginary friends.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She had imaginary friends.

    :laugh: That makes you imaginary.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She slept with my imaginary friends...
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Crashed the MFP feed.
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
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    would never smile
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
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    She had imaginary friends.

    :laugh: That makes you imaginary.

    I am really just a figment of your imagination.

    ...she cheated.
  • Nikkiash667
    Nikkiash667 Posts: 39 Member
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    she was prettier than me
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    She wouldn't use the scratching post. Bad KITTY!
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    looks like the guy from Nickleback

    Hey, he's cute!

    Chad Kroger is cute too but not as cute as this guy above.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    She kept trying to get me to climb the skyscraper with her!! I told her I'm not Spiderman!!
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    She kept trying to get me to climb the skyscraper with her!! I told her I'm not Spiderman!!

    But you said you were a super hero.....Or maybe she said she was into superheroes. See I never listened to her... :sad:
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    She was a city girl and I was a country girl...
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    There must be some mistake. I'd never dump her!
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
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    I was totally jealous of her
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
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    She got mad at me when I went to the sausage fest
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Mmmm...sausage. She didn't take me.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    She was a devil to get a hold of...
  • CoolDad67
    CoolDad67 Posts: 324 Member
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    Sent me for a long walk off of a short pier.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    He was married...

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