Why did you dump the person above you?

jacques57

Too hot to touch

...said the kettle to the pot.

lna_1981

He burnt me

stuart160

Couldn't handle the heat

lna_1981

Kept turning the heat up ^_^

stuart160

Thought we were too hot together

lna_1981

Sprayed me with a hose

Bostonsoul

I spent too much time on my facial hair.

stuart160

Kept grabbing the hose

Bostonsoul

Kept walking in on them lol

stuart160

Kept being there when umm you know

Bostonsoul

Kept cockblocking lol
I'm done

Guns_N_Buns

wouldn't let me play with his grenade.

Building_Bulk

Kept hogging the park benches and making me sit next to it.

lna_1981

Wouldn't take his sunglasses off

airbearlover

Wouldn't tell me what was behind that mischievous smirk...

msbunnie68

was terrible at reading my non-verbal cues.

Building_Bulk

Never happened. Is she telling everyone I dumped her again.

msbunnie68

Wouldn't happen. He knows I carry concealed weaponry.

alex215

She would never show her face like neighbor Wilson.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

was always climbing hills and mountains

Jonesingmucho

He never let me pick his shirt.

airbearlover

She wouldn't take the sunglasses off. Like ever.

Phoenix__Rising

She constantly was looking for the best selfie. She would never leave public restrooms. :huh:

V0lver

She forgot to tevo House md

blueize70

He was always talking in a robotic voice.

CelticWanderer

We're too alike.

airbearlover

We weren't enough alike.

Svanel

She wouldn't let me wear my favorite Mickey Mouse shirt! haha

Phoenix__Rising

Those Mickey Mouse ears, she wore them all over the place!

Megan101792

maxed out my vs card